January 28, 2012

Subway Art

I wanted to create subway art for Brendan's bare, bare apartment walls. He actually liked the idea when I brought it up a few weeks ago. His love of SEPTA (ha, does anyone actually love SEPTA?), specifically the Market Frankford Line, led me to these. 


I set up the dimensions based on my two 12x24 basic canvases from Michaels. I mocked it up in Publisher and printed it in segments onto landscape legal paper (so I had Frankford/Margaret-Orthodox/Church on one, Erie-Torresdale/Tioga/Allegheny on the next, and so on). I trimmed the sheets so they'd overlap just enough, and modge-podged the heck out of them. It was all bubbly and wrinkly at first and I thought it was a big flop. But the next day, it looked lovely! And I didn't want it too perfect anyway, since it was meant to look old. 


I did another coat of modge podge a few days later, and covered the edges of the canvases with electrical tape which happened to be the perfect thickness (thanks, Cag!). Finally, I wanted to dirty them up and distress them a bit. I rubbed them in spots with sandpaper, and tried to stain them with coffee grounds. The coffee didn't do much (but smelled lovely). So I mixed a bit of black paint and water, put my hand in a ziploc baggie, and with my fingers, applied it randomly to mark it up. I let it sit a bit, and then wiped off the excess. Voila! Hope he likes them... 






Update: He liked them! A lot!

January 25, 2012

Personal Card: Father's Day card for Lou

In designing father's day cards with mass appeal (hello, bow-tie cards!), I couldn't help but think of my dad. I ended up making him one. I'll just be prepared early, right? 


My dad probably won't get my humor here, which is a shame because he is the funniest guy I know. I was literally laughing out loud at my own card. How did Lou end up with such a nerd? 



8.5 x 4 in, 110lb card stock, "MOTORCYCLES! TOUGHNESS! STREET SMARTS! MUSCLES!" printed with raised 2-in card stock "Happy Father's Day" circle. 

Cards! Father's Day

Father's Day bow-tie cards:
4.25 x 5.5 in, 65lb brown kraft card stock, "Happy Father's Day" printed, bow-tie cut from card stock, outlined with fine-tip sharpie and glued with Elmer's Craft Bond Memory Glue Pen (applied sparingly!).  

Cards! Graduation Series

I wanted to catalog the items I'm making for a craft fair in March. I'm big into greeting cards! Here are two graduation cards: 


4.25 x 5.5 in, 110lb card stock, "class of twenty-twelve" with raised 2-in card stock "congrats!" circle. 

4.25 x 5.5 in, 110lb card stock, "class of twenty-twelve" printed on white card stock, loose-leaf lines done with colored pencil, affixed to the card with Zots adhesive dots.  

November 12, 2010

Green Lantern Tries a New Career

I invited Green Lantern along to spend a day with me to see if he'd fancy life as an Assistant Registrar.

The morning commute.
Writing out a to-do list.
Quick bathroom break.
Too much coffee!
Lunch!
Quick trip to the mall during his lunch break. He tried unsuccessfully to find more appropriate work clothes.
This is all wrong.
Goofing off!
Photocopying my butt!
Afternoon digging through student files.
Ah, here it is!
Let's see here...
Ooh, this guy disclosed some juicy stuff!
Quittin' time!
Finally.

Evening commute.
GODDAMN TRAFFIC!